| [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299434] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 17:31 |
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Apparently it's a cover version of an old James favourite..
:-)
I'll cry myself to sleep
When I come out of the shower
Comments I can't keep
On World Cup Final day
Sniping from the deep
Extremes of passion flower
Hope that camera's on
I hope I pray
Missed by the referee
The man, he lost control
I found myself upon the ground
He hit me so
Oh Zidane, oh Zidane, oh Zidane
Zidane butted me
Fell down, down, down, down, down
In Germany
Did I call him over-rated?
Zidane butted me
Was it his family I slated?
Zidane butted me
Did I call the man a terrorist?
Zidane butted me
It's just, football, in hate, in tears
Down
Down
Oh Zidane, oh Zidane, oh Zidane
Zidane butted me
Fell down, down, down, down, down
In Germany
Oh Zidane, oh Zidane, oh Zidane
Zidane butted me
Fell down, down, down, down, down
In Germany
Gid
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299468 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 21:31 |
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The time: 13 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
speaker: Gid Holyoake <abuse [at] brynamman.org.uk>
> Apparently it's a cover version of an old James favourite..
Proving I know *absolutely* nothing about football, I actually
had to look the names up to learn what this was about. Excellent
work, though.
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
Suggs against sexism. It's Madness gone
politically correct.
Jon Holmes, The Now Show 26/5/06
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299469 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 21:53 |
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Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> The time: 13 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
> speaker: Gid Holyoake <abuse [at] brynamman.org.uk>
>
>> Apparently it's a cover version of an old James favourite..
>
> Proving I know *absolutely* nothing about football, I actually
> had to look the names up to learn what this was about. Excellent
> work, though.
Apparently Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found butted to death in a
Marseilles flat. The gendarmes say it's murder on Zidane's floor.
--
Tiny
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299473 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 22:27 |
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The time: 13 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
speaker: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9000 [at] aol.com>
> Apparently Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found butted to
> death in a Marseilles flat. The gendarmes say it's murder
> on Zidane's floor.
That was genuinely painful.
I must share the pain with someone...
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
Suggs against sexism. It's Madness gone
politically correct.
Jon Holmes, The Now Show 26/5/06
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299474 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 22:37 |
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Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> The time: 13 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
> speaker: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9000 [at] aol.com>
>
>
>> Apparently Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found butted to
>> death in a Marseilles flat. The gendarmes say it's murder
>> on Zidane's floor.
>
> That was genuinely painful.
>
> I must share the pain with someone...
Why do you think I dumped it on you lot? Just be thankful I didn't give you
the tortoise gag.
--
Tiny
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299481 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 23:15 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:37:18 +0100, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
> Why do you think I dumped it on you lot? Just be thankful I didn't give you
> the tortoise gag.
*skillfully avoiding the image of a gagged tortoise*
I think I'm glad :) No, I know I'm glad :)
--
Kind regards,
Julian Hall
"I'm only on the planet because I missed the bus home"
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299483 ] |
Do, 13 Juli 2006 23:22 |
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Julian Hall wrote:
> On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:37:18 +0100, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
>
>> Why do you think I dumped it on you lot? Just be thankful I didn't
>> give you the tortoise gag.
>
> *skillfully avoiding the image of a gagged tortoise*
>
> I think I'm glad :) No, I know I'm glad :)
Consider that the testudinous creature may *be* the gag ... you saw 'Pulp
Fiction', I trust?
--
Tiny
(no tortoises were harmed in the production of this post)
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299509 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 04:08 |
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On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:22:51 +0100, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
> Consider that the testudinous creature may *be* the gag ... you saw 'Pulp
> Fiction', I trust?
Actually I'm a novelty... no I haven't ;)
--
Kind regards,
Julian Hall
"I'm only on the planet because I missed the bus home"
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299570 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 14:03 |
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The time: 14 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
speaker: Julian Hall <lists [at] removethisbit.kaotic.co.uk>
> On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:22:51 +0100, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
>
>> Consider that the testudinous creature may *be* the gag
>> ... you saw 'Pulp Fiction', I trust?
>
> Actually I'm a novelty... no I haven't ;)
Me neither. All I know is that they talk about what
cheeseburgers are called in France.
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
Suggs against sexism. It's Madness gone
politically correct.
Jon Holmes, The Now Show 26/5/06
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| Re: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299599 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 15:38 |
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Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> The time: 14 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
> speaker: Julian Hall <lists [at] removethisbit.kaotic.co.uk>
>
> > On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:22:51 +0100, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
> >
> >> Consider that the testudinous creature may *be* the gag
> >> ... you saw 'Pulp Fiction', I trust?
> >
> > Actually I'm a novelty... no I haven't ;)
>
> Me neither. All I know is that they talk about what
> cheeseburgers are called in France.
Sheesh. What do young people get up to nowadays, if they're not
watching violent movies featuring drug use? There's too much of this
making your own entertainmant around these days. You'll be telling me
next you've never seen /Galaxy Quest/.
--
Tiny
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| Re: [I] (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299601 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 15:49 |
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Julian Hall:
> Tiny Bulcher:
>>
>> Consider that the testudinous creature may *be* the gag ... you saw 'Pulp
>> Fiction', I trust?
>
> Actually I'm a novelty... no I haven't ;)
I've started watching it three times, and fallen asleep or changed
channel. Dullest film I've ever encountered.
--
\\\\ Jens Ayton, Fratello di Vetinari 36.3636363636364% insane
\\\\\__, Bringing sarcastic one-liners to the common hedgehog since 1999
\\\\\`/
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| Re: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299625 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 19:16 |
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On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:38:45 -0700, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
> Sheesh. What do young people get up to nowadays, if they're not
> watching violent movies featuring drug use? There's too much of this
> making your own entertainmant around these days. You'll be telling me
> next you've never seen /Galaxy Quest/.
Seen it loved it.. :)
--
Kind regards,
Julian Hall
"I'm only on the planet because I missed the bus home"
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299641 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 20:37 |
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Julian Hall wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:38:45 -0700, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
>
>> Sheesh. What do young people get up to nowadays, if they're not
>> watching violent movies featuring drug use? There's too much of this
>> making your own entertainmant around these days. You'll be telling me
>> next you've never seen /Galaxy Quest/.
>
> Seen it loved it.. :)
By Grabthar's hammer, I should hope so, too. What about you, Daibh? You've
seen GQ, surely? Get it out on DVD if you haven't. It is entirely up your
street.
--
Tiny
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299645 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 21:18 |
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The time: 14 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
speaker: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9000 [at] aol.com>
> Julian Hall wrote:
>> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:38:45 -0700, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
>>
>>> Sheesh. What do young people get up to nowadays, if
>>> they're not watching violent movies featuring drug use?
>>> There's too much of this making your own entertainmant
>>> around these days. You'll be telling me next you've never
>>> seen /Galaxy Quest/.
>>
>> Seen it loved it.. :)
>
> By Grabthar's hammer, I should hope so, too. What about
> you, Daibh? You've seen GQ, surely? Get it out on DVD if
> you haven't. It is entirely up your street.
By the suns of Worvan, it is indeed. Although some of the
Questies were a bit too familiar for comfort 8-).
One day I hope to win the title of Arch-SciFi-Geek by writing
a crossover fanfic between Galaxy Quest, Wormhole X-Treme! and
Professor X (a TV series in the Doctor Who universe about a
man who travels through space in a post box). Although I've a
niggling feeling a plot should really be involved somewhere as
well...
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
Suggs against sexism. It's Madness gone
politically correct.
Jon Holmes, The Now Show 26/5/06
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299667 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 23:02 |
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On 14 Jul 2006 19:18:17 GMT, Daibhid Ceanaideach
<daibhidchenedelh [at] aol.com> wrote:
>
>One day I hope to win the title of Arch-SciFi-Geek by writing
>a crossover fanfic between Galaxy Quest, Wormhole X-Treme! and
>Professor X (a TV series in the Doctor Who universe about a
>man who travels through space in a post box). Although I've a
>niggling feeling a plot should really be involved somewhere as
>well...
If you do, I want to see it. And plot's not really necessary 8-)
--
Andy Brown
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299669 ] |
Fr, 14 Juli 2006 23:04 |
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Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> The time: 14 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
> speaker: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9000 [at] aol.com>
>
>> Julian Hall wrote:
>>> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:38:45 -0700, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sheesh. What do young people get up to nowadays, if
>>>> they're not watching violent movies featuring drug use?
>>>> There's too much of this making your own entertainmant
>>>> around these days. You'll be telling me next you've never
>>>> seen /Galaxy Quest/.
>>>
>>> Seen it loved it.. :)
>>
>> By Grabthar's hammer, I should hope so, too. What about
>> you, Daibh? You've seen GQ, surely? Get it out on DVD if
>> you haven't. It is entirely up your street.
>
> By the suns of Worvan, it is indeed. Although some of the
> Questies were a bit too familiar for comfort 8-).
>
> One day I hope to win the title of Arch-SciFi-Geek by writing
> a crossover fanfic between Galaxy Quest, Wormhole X-Treme! and
> Professor X (a TV series in the Doctor Who universe about a
> man who travels through space in a post box). Although I've a
> niggling feeling a plot should really be involved somewhere as
> well...
Ah. Tricky johnnies, plots. I could never get the hang of them, myself,
which is why I will never fill up a bank. I'll just have to content myself
with Tawny Madison/Ripley slash.
(Although you never know ... /The Jasper Fforde Companion/ wouldn't need a
plot, would it?)
--
Tiny
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299680 ] |
Sa, 15 Juli 2006 00:59 |
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The time: 14 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
speaker: jester <usenet [at] jester.nu>
> On 14 Jul 2006 19:18:17 GMT, Daibhid Ceanaideach
> <daibhidchenedelh [at] aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>One day I hope to win the title of Arch-SciFi-Geek by
>>writing a crossover fanfic between Galaxy Quest, Wormhole
>>X-Treme! and Professor X (a TV series in the Doctor Who
>>universe about a man who travels through space in a post
>>box). Although I've a niggling feeling a plot should really
>>be involved somewhere as well...
>
> If you do, I want to see it. And plot's not really
> necessary 8-)
I have done something broadly similar...
http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.drwho.creative/msg/dcd6 fd
b0f0cd2869?hl=en&
(I wonder how many people who haven't read "No Future" can
work out who's supposed to have played Professor X from this
8-)?)
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
Suggs against sexism. It's Madness gone
politically correct.
Jon Holmes, The Now Show 26/5/06
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299743 ] |
Sa, 15 Juli 2006 11:12 |
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Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.drwho.creative/msg/dcd6 fd
> b0f0cd2869?hl=en&
>
> (I wonder how many people who haven't read "No Future" can
> work out who's supposed to have played Professor X from this
> 8-)?)
Frankie Howard?
And thanks for the link, I could imagine the scene quite clearly :-)
Diane L.
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| Re: [I] Galaxy Quest was: (Filk) Materazzi's latest release [message #299796 ] |
Sa, 15 Juli 2006 20:12 |
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The time: 15 Jul 2006. The place: alt.fan.pratchett. The
speaker: "Diane L" <dianenews [at] lindquist.plus.com>
> Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
>
>> http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.drwho.creative/msg/dcd
>> 6fd b0f0cd2869?hl=en&
>>
>> (I wonder how many people who haven't read "No Future" can
>> work out who's supposed to have played Professor X from
>> this 8-)?)
>
> Frankie Howard?
Check.
> And thanks for the link, I could imagine the scene quite
> clearly :-)
Glad you liked it.
--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
Suggs against sexism. It's Madness gone
politically correct.
Jon Holmes, The Now Show 26/5/06
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